CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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The big Ouch 212 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
YEAH, WHYYYYY
The big Ouch 212 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Well great now we broke up and she took the dog. We aint even married, but she took me to court anyway. God damn your magnificent ass!!!
The big Ouch 212 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Oh shit, I think I just cheated on my girlfriend by looking at this
Which do you imbibe? 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I drink all three :D
He's so innocent 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Sadly, some people never grow beyond this point.
Tell me how this works 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Only if you're a whimp
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Ho ho ho 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Warm ass beer and a cold ass pizza?
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Uncomfortable feelings 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I know, but, like, the dialogue part. Doesn't quite seem like someone would make this comic with that idea from scratch, I guess.
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Uncomfortable feelings 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
what is this even from
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fair 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
its 4am here and i haven't slept, brain no worky
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Thank you Vistaprint 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Oh yeah, I got some fancily worded cards that basically said 'shut up' two years ago. Still got like 480 of them.
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10000$ 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Where's my $190000 then?
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fair 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Accidentally read your username as 'pinch_my_ass' and had to do a double take...
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Always next year 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I didn't!
The important things in life! 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Actually, I'm officially taken now.
Don't forget having the fan on 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Literally me
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Describe this face 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
'Lauren, did you just touch my ankle?'
'What no, Im across the room.'
'If you didnt, then who did?'
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Add some magic 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
One of these in the shape of a glass battery for electric types would be hilarious
Nobody reads these 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Yes
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SäD LäMp 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
no it needs more lamp
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Thought of sharing - 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Looks like we got a badass here!
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You can't kill me 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Or just really hate their existence, unable to end themselves.
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Try it 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Chinese food?
SäD LäMp 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
But there many lamp
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Every damn night 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Usually they wake up under sticky sheets
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