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Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Gengars are 4’11” 13 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Giratina.

Breaking news!! 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Mmm delicious shit, just like mama used to cook.

I found a happy little Easter egg in the new Super Smash Brothers 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Us.

I found a happy little Easter egg in the new Super Smash Brothers 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

This has to be fake, Bob Ross would never harm anything. Plus, even if he would, he's too op.

Spider-ant 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

'hello yes, am ant'

Harry potter lore 9 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Everyone is actually aliens.

Benefit Cumberfinch best actor 18 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris.

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Literally my boyfriend 13 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Also now you've lost the ability to think any deeper than 'im hungry' or 'ooh theyre cute'

Literally my boyfriend 13 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

*hands you a penis and a badge*
You're a man now.

The tall one is Lauren Phillips, don't know about the small one 18 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Oh shit I've seen this one. Kinda interesting story?

Socks on : Check / No homo said : Check 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Well, I've never 69-ed one of my bros before, and I have pretty much zero friends, so logic dictates that this must be true.

You cant unseen this 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Half tempted to send this to my new girlfriend, but like
she gon be pissed

Excessive Ads, The Sequel: I Stand Corrected 17 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Decent browser with build in adblock: Brave

Minus 1 hp 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Meanwhile, I maxed my evasion. Paper can't even touch me. Seriously, I can't even hold on to my money. I'm so poor now.

Jack black 14 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

My favorite scene is when he's helping people 'go to sleep'.

Minus 1 hp 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Actually, since everyone has different hp amounte based on their level, it would be different percentiles of damage per person.

There's always that one guy 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

What about people who have a picture of them and their s/o as their background?

Jack black 14 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

cHAPPI

Relatable 12 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Literally, gen Z is born anywhere between 1995-2014, which falls in the right spot for all these things.

Relatable 12 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

That's gen Z

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That's how mafia works 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

I mean it's pretty obvious, considering the stew on the table, and the barrel in the background. Plus, well, that also looks like Serana behind Geralt.

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The big Ouch 212 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

mIND CRUSH

The big Ouch 212 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

YOU CANT RUN AWAY FROM A TRAINER BATTLE IT'S AGAINST THE RULES

The big Ouch 212 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

chARIZARD I CHOOSE YOU!

The big Ouch 212 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

No but seriously no one insults my girlfriend
ill fite

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