CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Enjoying the Sunset 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago 1
Nyoom 63 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago 2
Chronologic elimination 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I should be safe for a while then, I'm Scorpio
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Bless this Mess! 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Tbh I /was/ gonna add to this but I realized the best thing would probably be that, there's literally no reason to start an argument about religion. Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs, and we don't need to make comments that are obviously going to start an argument. This is FunSubstance, not ArgueSubstance.
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Grey high-pitched spicy Crab 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Not without a condom you won't
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Grey high-pitched spicy Crab 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Consent condom requires four hands to open
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Dad's gone too far 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Heheh... You said Fart.
But it was quick 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
What does that sink want now?
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U got games? 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*is not actually young*
U got games? 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*fights like a slightly younger toddler*
U got games? 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*fights like a toddler*
BoTW is a fantastic game with no flaws whatsoever. 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
So I got teeth now
U got games? 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*cries like a toddler*
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title 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago 1
Batcat 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago 1
U got games? 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Oh hey I recognize that face!
Can't get mad at that face 151 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
What, it's true! I died once, and they brought me back to life a little too hard.
mmorpg 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Some of these are actually supposed to be crouching though
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What are you implying? 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
oh
What are you implying? 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Never said it was dog.
Why do grandmothers give money like if we're buying drugs? 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
So they can give it to you discreetly without your parents knowing.
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Oh yeah 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Actually it wasn't his idea. It was the animators and the like, doin it as a 'prank'. Then again, that's what he said to defend himself.
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Chad.Irl 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
using all the stupid sex toys possible, like stuff no one actually uses.