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Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Canadian Stereotypes by Hark! A Vagrant 39 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

I hid all the cups while he slept.

I tried this.. Totally works. 5/7 would recomend 12 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Oh look I got the immortal now. Gonna go swim in a volcano now!

I guess we finally know why Jenny came back 13 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Wait so is your penis that of what a cyborg dragon would have for a penis, or is it literally just a penis sized cyborg dragon?

Watchu' lookin at 12 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

*munches popcorn in amusement*

Funsub comic 5th character: geluregis 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

And fabulous.

Funsub comic fourth character: majestic_yumps 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

No other gains left for anyone else!

Funsub comic third character: serosenpai 8 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

*insert excuse for starting several conversations with you here*

Funsub comic third character: serosenpai 8 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Hey, have you tried using the Google photoscan app? Makes taking pictures of paper stuff a bit easier.

We're all in debt forever 11 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

I'm in debt to myself

I guess we finally know why Jenny came back 13 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Oh shit dude, did you update your firmware?

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Watchu' lookin at 12 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Don't, all he does is show you pictures of cups balancing precariously on the edges of a surface.

I guess we finally know why Jenny came back 13 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

I guess you could say I'm a genius then

You need to have laughter in a relationship 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Eye see.

You need to have laughter in a relationship 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

You gotta be kitten me

Dont be evil! 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Good thing I use Brave browser which is an adblocker in of itself.

If only this was true! 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Completely forgot about this already

This person never read the dictionary 10 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Buffoon
Maroon
Moon
Room
Raccoon
Harpoon
Soon
Loon
Spittoon

If only this was true! 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Actually it sorta does. Hard to be super stressed about most events when I can't recall most things past a few days ago. I mean I'm still self loathing af, but hey, sometimes I don't remember why.

Perfect guy 2 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Then it is definitely the perfect size for you.

Oh c'mon CNN you can do better than this 57 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Have none of you ever even seen Chappie?

You are at the wrong party, bud 13 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Carrots will give you an infection.

Fun for the whole family! 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

When? Asking for a friend.