CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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I would watch this series 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Also by chance, I found this post from two years ago after hitting random twice, so thats something.
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I would watch this series 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I mean Snoop Dogg got his animal show so
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Neonatal research 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Jokes on y'all, I was a premature birth so I was born at an even earlier age!
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Mine's Katatonie by Noisuf-X btw 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Here I Go Again, Whitesnake
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Must've been 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Idk why you're getting downvoted, because you're kinda right.
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He fell right into it 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Same here
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Must've been 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Exactly. You'd think it wouldn't be such a big deal for him to go killing.
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I already pre-ordered my tickets 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Guess I'll die then
Must've been 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Huh, that explains a lot for me actually. I just assumed that he went psycho, and just started killing bad guys. I mean honestly though, has he not killed lots of people before? I mean his main thing he uses is a bow and arrow.
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Nice 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Apparently he hates the memes made about him. I remember seeing some video about how pissed he was that people were joking about his poetry or whatever the source was.
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Bigger picture yall, look after yourself 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I mean, if you die, they aren't gonna leave your position unfilled. Just because you die doesn't mean that job doesn't need to be done.
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I already pre-ordered my tickets 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
NO IF THIS HAPPENS IN MY LIFETIME I WILL LITERALLY SHIT OUT 100 MILES OF RAGE SNAKE
When your match is less than 1Km from you 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Dammit what was that show called again? The PBS kids show where they like all had word powers, and could make words appear anywhere??? I remember Manny Spamboni, Danny Rheubus, and Annie Scrambler were like the 'bad guys'. AAAAAA
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The happiest boy in all the land 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Not if I steal it first!
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Thank you for making my childhood awesome 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Ok well, uh
He doesn't upvote posts he enjoys.
Thank you for making my childhood awesome 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
He voted for Trump.
National Dog Day 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
My dog actually will nip at me if I boop the snoot
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It be like that 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I almost was like 'oh yes, this is something i identify with', but then I remembered I graduated in 2018.
Wow so interesting 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
HA HA I AM NOW THE 1%
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Have a nice day! 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
gO BIDOOF, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
Have a nice day! 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
gO MUDKIPS
Have a nice day! 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
... CYNDAQUILL, USE LITERALLY ALL OF YOUR FIRE TYPE ATTACKS
Have a nice day! 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
iT'S CYNDAQUILL YOU UNCULTURED SWINUB!!!