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Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Just a moment, sir 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

I know the code for eggs.

Why tho?? 2 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

quack

Confession box has opened. Tell us anything, you'll be forgiven 33 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

One of my regular customers, one of my favorites, passed on Friday. I had just seen him Thursday, and when I found out that shift, that Friday, I asked my manager to give me whatever work there was to be done. I ended up facing shelves (bringing all the stuff forward), and I cried for about an hour and a half. I kinda feel bad I guess, because I don't actually know too much about him, other than his name, and where he worked. But he was a good guy.

Columbus discovers the New World (1492) 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Don't come to Indiana either, it sucks here.

The best superpower 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

To refill it, it would have had to have been full to some extent at some point already.

Cheese is something you eat 12 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Self loathing, and skin problems.

Larry tells it like it is 44 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

sometimes i dont even reply to replies because it's just not worth the effort.

Another nuke anyone? 9 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

We can't handle people with different skin colors without racism, let alone huge physical differences like animal parts.

Larry tells it like it is 44 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

no i really am that lazy

Larry tells it like it is 44 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

see to be honest, i did google it, trying to see how long ago he existed, but it just gave me a year and I'm honestly too lazy to do math, so i rolled the dice and hoped it'd work.

Larry tells it like it is 44 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Ghengis Khan?

Larry tells it like it is 44 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Hey there, I'm whitey!

*** the pot 8 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Most of them. They boil just about any meat.

She got time for stuff now 2 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Yeah, but how's her bronchitis doing?