CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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It's time 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*tapes sandpaper to pumpkin*
It's time 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*unlubes the pumpkin*
It's time 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*lubes the pumpkin*
Now I’m sad 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
And there is no war in Ba Sing Se
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Oh Brandon... Keep it in your pants man 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Is...is that Ian Hecox?
I'm all shook up 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
yes
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Important info for all Area 51 rushers 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
...That was the point of the joke.
Someone please hand them the joke guide.
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Important info for all Area 51 rushers 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
The joke<---
[your head]
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This is so me 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Like it ain't even being rude, it's your charger, and it don't matter what percent their phone is at, it is still YOUR charger.
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Pro tip 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
(there wasn't any more)
Still bad 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Great, they know what kind of porn I'm into I guess?
Pro tip 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
(well it was a line i stole from tumblr soo)
Bright and early for their daily races, going nowhere, going nowhere 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Don't do this regardless. You will grow to hate that song.
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Dude, trust me 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*sigh* The doctor operating the x-ray is there all day, and probably has to do it many times each day. You are there for what, five minutes maybe? Radiation in small amounts is harmless, and will go away on it's own after a day or so. But, being exposed many times, in a single day will build up, and can have adverse effects. So yes, you are fine, they are not.
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Pro tip 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
yUSS
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The real astrological signs! 33 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Imah whizzard!
· Edited 5 years ago
Pro tip 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Ra Ra Rasputin
Russia's smallest uwu bean
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Just a moment, sir 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Shhhh
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Which one would you choose? 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Fire. I AM AN ETERNAL FLAME, BABY!
Which one would you choose? 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
That would have to be so delicate too. You would have to be so careful not to fry either of those two things.
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