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captainjackharknes

Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Bel-air High 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

None. I graduated in 2018.

My Pupperina, Ellsie! 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

She is literally nothing but happiness.

The Shy and Grumpy, Duke! 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

He hates every one and everything. I'll see about posting a video that accurately describes him to YouTube to post it here.

My Pupperina, Ellsie! 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

And no, there's nothing wrong with her eyes, she's just happy.

Family visits 8 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Context: My family is really shitty.

Wendy's getting triggered 12 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

*pretends I wasn't the first to make a food sex joke*

Family visits 8 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

See, that doesn't work in my family. If you try that with me, you ain't even getting in my house.

Wendy's getting triggered 12 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Ok. *unzips pants*

Ffs! Ffs! Ffs! 24 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Maybe its Maybelline

Prepare the bagpipes 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Nah, the real problem is that they couldn't pet all the cats.

This is a trend now? 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Are they pretending to be a toy set?

What would you do if you had god-like powers? 12 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Honestly I think about this a lot. I'd probably act as sort of a genie, that goes around to random people, and grants wishes just to learn more about other people, and just interact with them. Plus, I'd probably deal out cruel and unusual punishments towards people who were rude around me. That, or use my nigh almighty power to play petty pranks on celebrities.

From the 2019 Halloween Collection #10 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Well you'll be crunching on skeleton then, cause I'm nothing but fat. All non-bone matter that makes up me, is so high in cholesterol that it would probably give you an instant heart attack.

I post occasionally 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

I don't know what karma is, and at this point I'm afraid to ask.

My cousin got home from work early, only to catch his dog sneaking in through the window 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

I will pay you Tuesday for a burger today!

From the 2019 Halloween Collection #10 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Actually I'm like, only fatty meat.

Some amazing doggo art, which one is your favourite? 13 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

I have a Corgi Deathknight picture somewhere...