CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Don't do more than what is required 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I mean he could start suckin dicks for $1 each, and suck the 300 billion dicks he said he would.
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The way these systems are mounted on the wall 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
*hands you some tissues*
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And then the chick will pregnant in a few months 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Ok so, this post reminded me the new episode of My Hero Academia comes out on Saturday, so thank you, whether this is a bot post or a real person.
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I just a crazy revelation 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Yeah, this started with my grandfather and my dad, and then my dad did it to me and my siblings, but then realized a few years back how bad it was.
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Old enough 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Dude this was the shit
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99s kids 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Only if it's bare brick walls, and exposed support beams!
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Very relatable 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Are...are those Jalepenos?
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Cutethulu 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Too late, I'm already cooking the dinner, and saving money, to be financially secure for the rest of my life. The ladies can't resist a mature and responsible adult!
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Cutethulu 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
That's it, everyone. I'm gonna sex Cthulu.
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99s kids 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
1999 dude here, henlo
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Some people have issues man 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Verizon is pretty good actually. Not exactly super high connections, but still reliable.
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Fhat the wuck 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I prefer Hambelper Hurger.
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cigga 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Be honest, is that your cousin?
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Sweet dreams. 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
That chicken giving me them bedroom eyes.
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It's almost halloween so this looks ok 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
You can use an elytra in creative, and can glide upwards indefinitely. Makes you go faster than creative flying too.
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Wtf is this 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I could literally do this. Why haven't I done this?
Michael is a genius 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Well fork me, I didn't expect to see this on here!
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Why? 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I want 5.
Any pizza is good pizza 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
hIVE MIND
Our office evacuation plan 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
*beat drops*
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Why? 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I think that's the purpose. Do it yourself spermicide.
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Warning: Big Scary Spider 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Shhh
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