CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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I could play this game 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Purple only for me.
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That improv when shit goes down 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Oh, it isn't supposed to be a sexual thing, apparently. But, it's really difficult to come back from that. It's about breaking pride or something? The whole book series is fucked up.
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That improv when shit goes down 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Actually, I was reading something in a book. The best way to establish dominance is to force the person(s) you wish to dominate lick your genitals in front of the elderly or young of their village. Read it in one of those 'literary rpg' books. I wish I could say that was one of the worst things in that book series.
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That improv when shit goes down 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Then the emergency plan when it doesn't flush.
I can't think of any rhyme 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Tigger
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I don't remember that episode 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I would like to.
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Godzilla day 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Sweet I share a birthday with Godzilla.
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Kills you slowly 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Well... You're a sphincter
Happy Birthday to me! 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I actually have turned 20 today, so it's pretty much against the law for me to do such childish acts.
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Kills you slowly 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I know this is a year old, but... Sphincter in of itself refers to your anus. Putting butt in front of it makes it so redundant.
Reminder for those who don't RIP 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Who do I talk to about being an Arcane Skeleton?
Happy Halloween from Dr. Richard Ew! 39 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Yay I have friends
Mamma mia 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Hell imma shame you too if you get a pizza with olives and then take them off.
Happy Halloween from Dr. Richard Ew! 39 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Wisconsinites it is then.
Happy Halloween from Dr. Richard Ew! 39 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Hey, can I come too? I'll bring the snacks!
They said punk was dead so I raised it from the grave 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I was thinking more Woody Woodpecker, but sure, why not?
Happy Halloween from Dr. Richard Ew! 39 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Have you tried the attic?
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They said punk was dead so I raised it from the grave 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Yes, that, uh, totally was due to an actual action, that I did...Totally.
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Superheroes: "We saved the city!" The City: 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Penis tower probably
The Ultimate Question 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
But... That makes 54, not 42???
The Ultimate Question 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Okay so it's been like, a long time since I've seen it, but either they warped back in time, or they went to Earth mk 2, and were at the dawn of civilization, and the question was What do you get when you multiply six by seven?
I think it was something about the meaning wasn't in the question or the answer, but what the motivation of learning either did, creating purpose and even life. Like I said it's been a while since I've seen it so, this all might have been a fever dream or something, but it's better than nothing, right?
The Ultimate Question 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
If you watched the original tv show adaptation, you'd know what the question was.
Happy Good Afternoon 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
It isn't nice to lie
This 8-bit image of video game consoles is pretty neat 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Pretty sure this is a file for use in a video game or something, and this is the sprites page.