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Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Fenix sends his regards 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I don't know who she is, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

You DO have all the tools I need, RIGHT? 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's minimal. It's AMOLED friendly. It's not sexually desperate. And 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Mines just a color theme

No respect for elders anymore 8 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Sorry, the universe is temporarily out of order. We'll have it fixed by Monday, so until then, there will be no revolving. We are very sorry for this inconvenience.

Everything AFTER the ball hit you is a bit of a blur 10 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I used to get hit in the head a lot with them back in middle school. I remember the sound well.

Froggo Fun #16 - Weeee 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Who farted?

Me, an intellectual 8 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Me: absorbs liquids through osmosis

Froggo Fun #16 - Weeee 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Hold on, does the balloon fall out of the trumpet?

Classic schmosby 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Yeah I mean, that shit takes time to eat, especially if you're on a timed lunch. And god, the greasy hands and everything... A whole chicken is like, a long haul type thing.

Wait.... What? 2 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Multipass.

Become the anime girl you want to see 10 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I think I just saw a UPS driver wearing a red skirt... He was very pretty.

I want to be a spino 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Except, eventually the police would go after him, and having studied his webbing, would be able to counteract it. Eventually criminals would get that information, having hacked, bribed, or whatever. At that point, everyone would be able to neutralize it, and then no one would be able to use it.

Everything AFTER the ball hit you is a bit of a blur 10 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

pPHENGK

This is law 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Technically all wounds are a flesh wound.

Why must it be this way, I’m healthy! 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Soon it begins 2 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Can't wait to see what they do with Betty White's face then.

Froggo Fun #10/Froppy Friday - PSA 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Well maybe I want to to take it slow! Take her out on some nice dates, go sightseeing, eventually we fall in love, and meet each other's parents... And then I wake up from my poison induced fever dream, from having licked a frog.

I cut and dyed my own hair, found a toning shampoo and am quite happy despite skin issues! 38 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Oh hey, I got seborrheic dermatitis! We're family now.

Some people have issues man 10 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Okay so I ended up on my brother's plan with Sprint. The only problem I have is any buildings with metal roofs. Occasionally older trucks too.

Same 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Have you played the Untitled Goose Game?

d*ck move 1 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Confessional: I was the @dickgrayson account. I stopped when @barbaragordon stopped commenting. This brings back memories though.