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Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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How to be a f**kboy 15 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I was the wall

Time to bust out the block of cheese 2 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Croutons?

One of life’s greatest mysteries 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Sorry I let my new intern run my account.

One of life’s greatest mysteries 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Tent dust

Mmmm deviled eggs 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Hey, @superdave is there any chance this could happen?

Witness, a present that was not to be 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

And like too much wine, she will knock you out.

Witness, a present that was not to be 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

@happy_frog

I am with adventure time! 12 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Also that top floor is terrifying.

Mmmm deviled eggs 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I'm actually mad because I can't use it anymore. It was one if my favorite alts. The only reason I can't use it though, is because I had a habit of using disposable email addresses.

Mmmm deviled eggs 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Oh yeah, fun fact, I was @dogscruff
I forgot the email i used for that account though.

A tutorial would be nice 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Depending on what system you're on, it's pay to win.

One giant Pizza 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Fuck no, it has pineapples

I guess this counts as nsfw? 9 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

"Oh yeah, Frued? Well I had sex with YOUR mom!"

What's your favorite pokemon? mine is Luxray 9 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Only if you're bad at the game.

A future Mamá Giraffe 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I didn't come here to see giraffe tiddies

After the climate demonstration 11 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

What about the paint/ink on the cardboard? That isn't necessarily biodegradable.

Pretty accurate 9 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Ayyy

A happyness bucket! 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

YES

A happyness bucket! 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I don't remember the name, but imagine those ferrero rochure things, but more creamy chocolate, and less crunchy

A happyness bucket! 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Aw hell yiss

Assaulting a kid 8 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I used to think I was really being bullied back in middle school, and highschool. Really, all they did was make fun of me, or exclude me, but, I was never really hurt. There were like, 2 exceptions that I remember, but they weren't exactly unprovoked. Just the fact that this shits happening scares the shit out of me.

This is real 2 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Whether it's physically or emotionally. Cause sometimes you gotta put out emotionally too.

True dat 9 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I have had a total of 4 mobile devices in my life. The first 2 were tablets, the other two were phones. In order it was a Samsung Galaxy tablet, a kindle fire, a Motorola e4, and now finally, a Samsung Galaxy a50.

Fenix sends his regards 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I don't know who she is, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

You DO have all the tools I need, RIGHT? 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

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