CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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My dog Mia is sick of this cold bullsh*t she wants summer already 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
...does this make you
Mama Mia?
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Figured I'd show my 'beautiful' face... 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I'm not a cutie so AAAAAAAAAAAƀAAAAƀAAAAAAA
Froggo Fun #39/Froppy Friday - A Frog Girl in a Raincoat and a Girl in a Frog Raincoat 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
This post is already about Froppy, carry on.
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Must we fornicate everything? 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Well, if it'll save the planet...
*unzip*
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Time to go to church 25 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I'm religious again
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It's a trap 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
No need to be a dick, I mean, the boss is being polite and respectful by asking.
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Figured I'd show my 'beautiful' face... 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
No me
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Looks creepy 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago 4
Trauma is the gateway 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Fun fact, I have actually had some addiction to energy drinks. I mean, I didn't think I could be addicted to a nice, legal beverage, but I realized, hey I constantly need these. I am relying on these to 'make it through the day'. Glad to say I've gone 3 months now without energy drinks.
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Your Anxiety Is Lying To You 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
And that thing is me
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Froggo Fun #37 - Y'all like Superbowl Memes, right? 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
How weebs be imagining Froppy
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If only I was that smooth !! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Dammit you made this a @zont thing
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Flexing on the competition 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Idk man, my first cellphone was a moto e4. They're pretty good if you just need a basic and cheap cellphone, while also not being a hardly useable electric brick.
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Figured I'd show my 'beautiful' face... 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Ha you've activated my hidden trap card! I activate my No U card, straight from my hand!
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Froggo Fun #36 - *Frogtuber apology video starts* 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
That moment before you fully acknowledge the fact that Froppy will never actually go out with you.
(This one took some creativity)
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Figured I'd show my 'beautiful' face... 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
*goat screams*
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Figured I'd show my 'beautiful' face... 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Fake news
Figured I'd show my 'beautiful' face... 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
A crown fitting for the Big Cheese
Froggo Fun #35 - When He Whips "It" Out... 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Froppy to all the various weebs...
I swear I'm gonna make all your posts about Froppy somehow.
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I think he is right 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Wasn't one of the other Joker stories based on the fact that anyone could end up just like him? That all it took was one bad day?
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Think about it 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Jokes on you, I'm complete and utter shit person.