captainjackharknes
Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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Quod probat Omnissiah 14 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
...i wanna be a cyborg
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Froggo Fun #63 - Froggolo 5 comments
Lessons 6 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
The manager, who was in the office tells her he can ring her up at the speedy checkout lane, which is basically part of the enclosed office. That is also where the cigarettes are kept, behind the counter. She walks about, half the distance there, looks back at the office, and the manager has to tell her again, he'll have to ring her up over at the speedy checkout. Then she says 'Oh wait, y'all card me, and I ain't got my id. I can't believe this.'
And she fuckin leaves.
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And she fuckin leaves.
Lessons 6 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
A woman comes up to the front of my register, right as the guy who had just set down his groceries comes back from grabbing a few more things. The woman goes 'Can you sell me cigarettes?' And, I tell her yes, I can. She stands there for like five seconds, just looking at me. Not saying anything. And then she walks away, and goes to our front desk, which is like, for lottery tickets, or money orders, and she stands and waits there. So I start ringing up the guy's groceries, because, well, he was in line. As I'm doing that, I hear the woman go 'So who's gonna ring up my cigarettes?'
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*Confused german noises* 7 comments
These emojis explain it all 5 comments
After an entire year of hard work as a costumer service representative in the worst shift 6 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
I was like 'yeah man, that's pretty weird.' and I signed for the switch, went in, plugged it in, and set everything up, and started downloading whatever free stuff I could. I passed out for like and hour and took it to work with me.
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After an entire year of hard work as a costumer service representative in the worst shift 6 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
I got mine two years ago, working a part time minimum wage cashier job. I can't remember if it was before or after that Christmas though... i think it was like, around January?? Anyway, I could only afford the switch and no games for it. Plus I pulled a little funny on the delivery driver. On the day of it being shipped, I had work at like 3pm, and I had gotten up at like 1am. I checked the delivery time, and realized I could make an account with UPS, which GameStop was using for deliveries. After doing so, I learned I could pay like $8 to have it delivered before like 12 in the afternoon, so, of course I did. And, like the madman I am, I made a pot of coffee and waited it out on my living room couch. Eventually, it came and, at that point, I had my front door open, to look through the glass door, just... Waiting. The guy was like, 'Yeah weird thing happened earlier. Suddenly we got this notification that this thing had to be delivered, the time just changed.'
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These emojis explain it all 5 comments
Froggo Fun #61/Froppy Friday - If Only 3 comments
Actually, this is true 2 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
Sadly, no one will provide me with rockets, or shielding to start my phone ship...
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Froggo Fren #92 - Dendropsophus ozzyi 6 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
These are actually getting difficult to make about Froppy...
Ugh...
When Froppy makes u rock hard
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Ugh...
When Froppy makes u rock hard
Panama day ia cancelled 3 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
I'm 1/4th Terminator, and like 1/2 Predator, and then another 1/4th Alien. Sadly, it's not as effective as it sounds, none of the software is supported, and I can't stop clicking.
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Froggo Fun #59 - A Cultured Frog 2 comments