CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Girls will never understand 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Why can't they do both?
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Froggo Fun #65 - Country Toads 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
When Froppy says she likes men who can handle a horse
Yay or nay? 33 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Yeah, I almost want to ditch the account sometimes, but I've had it for so long.
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Yay or nay? 33 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
No, because tbh I'm not all that into sex.
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Take one 34 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Wallet, so I can go to hell, where the currency is souls, and then buy my soul back.
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Uhhh 7 comments
What more do you want from us 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
release him
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Froggo Fun #64 - "Oh? You're approaching me?" 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Me, going through the existential dread, knowing Froppy will never love me
thisty 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
*opens birb seed*
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Quod probat Omnissiah 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
...i wanna be a cyborg
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Froggo Fun #63 - Froggolo 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
If only Froppy ran one of these stands.
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Lessons 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
The manager, who was in the office tells her he can ring her up at the speedy checkout lane, which is basically part of the enclosed office. That is also where the cigarettes are kept, behind the counter. She walks about, half the distance there, looks back at the office, and the manager has to tell her again, he'll have to ring her up over at the speedy checkout. Then she says 'Oh wait, y'all card me, and I ain't got my id. I can't believe this.'
And she fuckin leaves.
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Lessons 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
A woman comes up to the front of my register, right as the guy who had just set down his groceries comes back from grabbing a few more things. The woman goes 'Can you sell me cigarettes?' And, I tell her yes, I can. She stands there for like five seconds, just looking at me. Not saying anything. And then she walks away, and goes to our front desk, which is like, for lottery tickets, or money orders, and she stands and waits there. So I start ringing up the guy's groceries, because, well, he was in line. As I'm doing that, I hear the woman go 'So who's gonna ring up my cigarettes?'
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Lessons 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
True story, happened today...
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He is a queer one 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Pete
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*Confused german noises* 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Oh yeah, I remember him! Good on the battlefield, and in bed. ;)
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These emojis explain it all 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I mean, Yamcha would probably say that unironically.
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After an entire year of hard work as a costumer service representative in the worst shift 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I was like 'yeah man, that's pretty weird.' and I signed for the switch, went in, plugged it in, and set everything up, and started downloading whatever free stuff I could. I passed out for like and hour and took it to work with me.
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After an entire year of hard work as a costumer service representative in the worst shift 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I got mine two years ago, working a part time minimum wage cashier job. I can't remember if it was before or after that Christmas though... i think it was like, around January?? Anyway, I could only afford the switch and no games for it. Plus I pulled a little funny on the delivery driver. On the day of it being shipped, I had work at like 3pm, and I had gotten up at like 1am. I checked the delivery time, and realized I could make an account with UPS, which GameStop was using for deliveries. After doing so, I learned I could pay like $8 to have it delivered before like 12 in the afternoon, so, of course I did. And, like the madman I am, I made a pot of coffee and waited it out on my living room couch. Eventually, it came and, at that point, I had my front door open, to look through the glass door, just... Waiting. The guy was like, 'Yeah weird thing happened earlier. Suddenly we got this notification that this thing had to be delivered, the time just changed.'
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These emojis explain it all 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
*gasp* Women masturbate??? No way!!!
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Don’t worry about the corns, so much 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Why not both?
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Froggo Fun #61/Froppy Friday - If Only 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Aw man Deku beat me to it
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Found it! 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Did I miss something?
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