CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Someone at my GFs work out these up in the bathrooms 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Confession time: I have had a mullet two different times, both my own decision.
Anubis 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
'Whos a good boi? You are! You want a treat?'
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This is true and I’m terrified 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
*chases after barrel, wearing big shoes*
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Those gremlins want my 4 ounces of water 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
My butthole is clean, thank you very much.
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Froggo Fun #68/Froppy Friday - Meet the Froggers 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I want to join that family.
This is true and I’m terrified 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
mOtHeRfUkIn MiRaClEs :o)
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You should try it 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
What about people who downvote?
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Epileptic 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
It was a Tauntaun, and they were using it for warmth to survive a blizzard.
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Froggo Fun #67 - Words of Wisdom 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Anything for Froppy
Froggo Fun #67 - Words of Wisdom 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
When u wanna be an aquatic based hero
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Actually true 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
/sarcasm/
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Actually true 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Wait it is? Damn, and to think of all those regular dates I went on.
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Rainbow bleps 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Bless the bleps down in Africa
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Girls will never understand 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Why can't they do both?
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Froggo Fun #65 - Country Toads 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
When Froppy says she likes men who can handle a horse
Yay or nay? 33 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Yeah, I almost want to ditch the account sometimes, but I've had it for so long.
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Yay or nay? 33 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
No, because tbh I'm not all that into sex.
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Take one 34 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Wallet, so I can go to hell, where the currency is souls, and then buy my soul back.
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Uhhh 7 comments
What more do you want from us 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
release him
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Froggo Fun #64 - "Oh? You're approaching me?" 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Me, going through the existential dread, knowing Froppy will never love me
thisty 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
*opens birb seed*
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Quod probat Omnissiah 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
...i wanna be a cyborg
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Froggo Fun #63 - Froggolo 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
If only Froppy ran one of these stands.
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