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Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Gonna be a lonely coupla weeks on this lockdown 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

*falls through ceiling*

More Birbs in the Park 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Evil

It's sad if you get offended by the smallest things 9 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

You know what? Today I'm LitRPG.

Is that a vibrator in your pocket, or are you secretly a thousand bees in a trench coat? 20 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Wot

If you give a boy a flower 20 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I like being given flowers, but I don't like having to take care of said flowers.

School getting up to date ! 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Ok boomer bot

Coomercore music is going along well 2 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Cumtry

It's sad if you get offended by the smallest things 9 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

What are you?
Horror.

Happy caturday 8 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Seconds before disaster

Aye aye 37 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

What're yall doing here? Dang kids, loitering on my posts!

Welp. 19 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

You know those little plastic sticks that make the slidy noise when you turn them upside down? Fit the little noise things from those in there

Merry christmas! 10 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Started a fire, they should be awake any minute now... Probably.

Merry christmas! 10 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

They're asleep. I'm respecting their personal boundaries.

Thanks 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I'm pretty sure this painting is actually called something along the lines of
'hey man is it good in the forest?'
'yeah man its great'

That is a good point though 11 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Only if it warm enough out, otherwise she better be putting on a coat, cause I ain't bout to let my girl freeze to death.

The odd one 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Except the joycons, those are probably their 25th iteration or something.

What's yours? 15 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

You must construct additional pylons

These two pieces of shits pretended to be police officers, and rob big family homes, ON 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

They go by the alias of the wet bandits,I hear

Froggo Fren #94 - Common Suriname Toad 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I'm sad to say this, but I'm officially done with trying to make all frog posts about Froppy. The joke is retired now. Y'all can rest peacefully now.

Living his best life 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Squimch

~kiss~ 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Put your pants back on!

***s 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

*cat attacks your face cause sudden movement*

Especially if I drank too much 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Me rn

Froggo Fun #69 - Funny Secks Numbah 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

The only way you can say Froppy let you on her

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Fire Fox ???? 9 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

That's...lit.