CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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I hear its better than expected 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
They literally advertise a freaking house finding site in the movie, and almost every scene has 20 different product placements.
I hear its better than expected 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Rented it a few days ago. It's basically one big ad placement thing.
I don't always Auto-Complete memes, but when I do it's for the truly bored 56 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I don't always have to be at work
But when I do, I can do it for you
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It has come to this 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
It would probably go away from orgasming
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The goose honks 35 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I mean I am but not everyone is
The goose honks 35 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Not everyone here is fat.
The goose honks 35 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
They don't really go that fast.
The goose honks 35 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I wish that FunSubstance was an actual building that everyone had to physically go to, and to post stuff you had to like, hold up your phone or screen, abd physically walk around and show people. Votes are now stickers. Comments and chat are now giant dry erase boards. Everyone wears a paper mask with their profile pic. Anxiety is at an all time high.
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Death by snu snu 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Pls gimme tall gf
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QUICKLY! 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I don't know what an onlyfans is, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
No need for title 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Imagine a list
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What are you afraid of baby girl 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Mmm Arby's...
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Can anyone identify this rock? 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Oh snap!
This is the last one, probably 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
No, that's the thing I do, for the food item
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Another rock I need identifying 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
After some googling, I think it's some amethyst, but that really narrowed it down by giving me some stuff to compare it to.
This is the last one, probably 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Directly injecting endorphins into your brain.
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Can anyone identify this rock? 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Really? I found it in a store.
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This is the last one, probably 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Don't tell me how to live my life
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The real snu snu 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
But I don't want snu snu, I just want cuddles, and awkward but cute hugs
This is a thing now 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Intrusive thoughts
Feels Illegal but isn't 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
It's not?
Caption This ! 94 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
3rd row, 3rd from the right.
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The real snu snu 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Tbh I wanna date a chick who's like a lot taller than me like that. I don't know why, I just do.
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Night at the museum 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Yeah they're from the daddy
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