CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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So I drew my bf and I instead of doing my work 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Ok we get it, you have a relationship, and we don't. I'm not crying, you're crying. My eyes are just sweaty...
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The shadow raspberries march at dawn 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Id eat it
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Let the truth enlighten your soul! 24 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
If they won't, I will
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lit 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Just... Everything
lit 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
This almost made me vomit.
Who knows 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Actually sir, this is margarine.
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Who knows 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
The answer is none, because the butter causes the bullet to curve, and escape the line of butter.
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It be like that 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
*cries in lonely*
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F**k this kind of people 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
It goes the other way around too. I get customers who pay for their stuff abd place it all on the register. Then when I have the change, they hold out their hand for it.
Rip hamster 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
tHUD
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You can milk anything with silk sacks... Focker 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
This is sad. Spiders can only produce so much silk in their lives, and after making so much they have to consume and reuse it.
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Froggo Fun #156 - Emerging from the Basement after a Game of D&D 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
As a bard, I convince you to like bards.
Report Card Forgery 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Actually made me chuckle.
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Apparently vag*na-candles don't cure Corona Virus 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Put it up your butt. Now it's scented.
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There is someone for everyone 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I mean, he was conceived from a love potion, so he himself cannot love anyone...
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Brutal Images 11 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I mean, the show is already like, pretty grim.
I'm thinking the answer is yes 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Y'all murder people too? Nice.
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Knees and toes. 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
But what about chest to crotch?
No CaTs In ThE aPaRtMeNt 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
This cat is G R O M P Y
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Yo got a new hat! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Ye I spent Plus Ultra for it
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Yo got a new hat! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
*click* Noice
What do you want the cake to say 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Hi y'all
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Momentarily back from the unalivings. NO legendaries or mythicals 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Ditto
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Checkmate 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Actually, there's a chance it will also drastically shorten your lifespan quite abruptly.
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