captainjackharknes
Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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When y'all been kissing and touching for 5 minutes and she tells you "Go lock the 3 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
Wait y'all locked the door? I did it on a couch. In the living room. Around 10pm. God it was horrible though.
Traps Be Nimble, Traps Be Quick 3 comments
Sikh Bikers at 4th of July Parade 1 comments
Nice one, Gran 8 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
*says something controversial and waits until someone responds to decide if they were joking or not*
Oh look, now I'm an asshole.
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Oh look, now I'm an asshole.
With Great Power Comes [Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored] 24 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
With great power comes back to you and I will be there at the same time.
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Touch my spaghett 3 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
Don't use hot water to wash stuff like that. It basically burns the stain into the plastic.
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I think we all know that downvote Buffalo is best 6 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
If you weren't a coward, you'd go out and paint an arrow on a real bison
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I've felt some sh*t 4 comments
Got that screencapture software now! 4 comments
Froggo Fun #166 - THICC 5 comments
Star Trek, Jedi strikes back 1 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
I mean... Did the maker of the post (whoever it was) forget blasters exist in the star wars universe, and that lightsabers are regularly used to deflect energy? I'm not really a fan of either, it just seems that this was made by a butthurt fan.