captainjackharknes
Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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Bear at my local animal conservation centre (taken by me) 1 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
Put the bear back. You can't keep it.
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Retail workers unite! 5 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
'You looked bored so I figured Id give you something to do.'
Well shit, I didn't know you cared so much about my interests that you'd come here and buy something just to entertain me?
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Well shit, I didn't know you cared so much about my interests that you'd come here and buy something just to entertain me?
Where did the 'G' go? 2 comments
The Faceless Men Are Not Welcome Here 10 comments
I guarantee the birds will not be impressed 10 comments
8^ 5 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
I mean... Canonically, so were Jet, and Toph, at least age wise. Not counting Aang because he is a monk and also 100 or so at that point. Sokka was nearing adulthood for the time, as was Zuko.
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To sleep, perchance to dream of something sane for once 20 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
Last night I dreamt I was at work and most of my teeth fell out. I explained it to my manager in the dream, and she said it's ok, she's missing teeth too. And I was just like 'this sucks but ok', and then I woke up.
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Loutish interesting Chough 14 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
2, i already hate boats, what makes you think I'm going to the ocean?
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Robots that serve you drinks 1 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
If they have programmable movement patterns, I just wanna see em all going in one big circle
Anon is a Snitch 6 comments
This how they hold money in cartoons 5 comments
All was lost 4 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
She did not win because she was a trilobite, she won because of her perfect coordination, and stunning performance.
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damn 6 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
Keep the money, fix the phone. They can't take the $50 back, and it sounds like he been doing stuff they shouldn't have.
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