CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Froggo Fren #116 - American Bullfrog 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
*thump thump*
Ribbit
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FYI That is my pink stuffed peep named Tim. I love him :) 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Hope you don't mind cry stains
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One of the best lines in abridged history 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
What about
"Luffy, the boats on fire"
"Let the mother fucker burn!"
Rambling 25 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Yeah, I don't got a lot going on with my life...
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This man has five sons! 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
These five kids have one father!
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Found a post from three years ago... 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Yeah but he was elected president, and now it seems like the world was ending. It may not be directly because of that, but it's sorta reminiscent of those old school prophecies where it's like 'if this one small action happens, death and destruction shall reign' or whatever
Found a post from three years ago... 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
This might actually be closer to the truth than we thought...
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I have my knitting to keep me busy 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I got no hoes, fairly shitty at video games, and I'm broke.
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~Vibes~ 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Oh no my phone won't stop vibin
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Rude efficacious Lemur 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Bull Balla
Rambling 25 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I'm only still here because I literally have nothing else to do with my phone most of the time.
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Rambling 25 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I'm only dead inside
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Docking 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
God damnit me too
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Happy Birthday to the most beautiful girl I love 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I haven't had enough caffeine for this
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STFU 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
What lego game is this?
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Peaked at age 12 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I mean I still read... Occasionally. A new series usually every few months. I'll go on a reading spree, and then suddenly forget how to read for a few months.
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Fishy Fun Day #43: Meme Edition 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
As someone who takes acetaminophen regular, this is hilarious
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Happy Birthday to the most beautiful girl I love 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Ew other people's happiness
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My time has come 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Take me to snurch
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Anon had sex 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Yeah sex is actually kinda a downer.
My time has come 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
What is the snail gonna do with the money anyway?
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I am a simple guy, I just wanna your Bday in a fun way. 23 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Unless I'm lying
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Man I still got my quarantine hair 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
*shoots into the fuckgin sun*
I am a simple guy, I just wanna your Bday in a fun way. 23 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Trapped in prison with Mario?? I mean, I could guess what I did, but what did he do?