I'm gonna be straight for all my life. Once I die, everyone will remember me as gay, roughly a few years later.

But let's all agree Barbaracle is a disgusting piece of shit.

Ngl, that movie scared the shit outta me when it came out.

That actually looks pretty good

Great, you washed off the maple smell

As someone with tryphophobia, this freaks me the fuck out.

I mean... I grew up without a mom. I'm pretty sure people blame me having ADHD, anxiety, and depression on that, but like, my whole family is screwed up. Pretty sure it's genetic.

@zont ???

And no, I don't know what any of the noises are.

Slurp

Sigh...
@catfluff

... what is that dog even from??

Ed...ward?

I wish someone would cuddle me...

Hope they don't think they're gonna use that place as a reference in the future.

It was super effective!

I want a whole story about this, but they end up with the magical equivalent of getting snowed in, and neither can leave, and they eventually fall in love.

I've actually been considering getting a weighted blanket... Only problem is I don't like being overly warm when I sleep, and I feel like they'd be pretty insulated.