CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Anon proposes Operation Chinese Blizzard 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Too bad none of us are actually brave enough to call someone.
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You can NOT have red SAUCE, enjoy your burgar DRY 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Don't blame the cashiers, they're doing their job. Blame the people actually in charge of that shit.
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Honestly, I agree 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
The fear of stuff jumping out at me from rocks.
Honestly, I agree 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
You don't understand. If I had to choose a Pokemon to straight up be afraid of, it would be Barbaracle.
Honestly, I agree 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Nah I mean Barbaracle straight up gives me the heebie jeebies
Sleepy robust Peafowl 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I'm gonna be straight for all my life. Once I die, everyone will remember me as gay, roughly a few years later.
Honestly, I agree 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
But let's all agree Barbaracle is a disgusting piece of shit.
It's not all fun and games for all 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Ngl, that movie scared the shit outta me when it came out.
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Please send the noods 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
That actually looks pretty good
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Monopoly money 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Great, you washed off the maple smell
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About time I posted a meme 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
You're just saying that because you want to knock the jar over.
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This bar 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
As someone with tryphophobia, this freaks me the fuck out.
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Something big is about to happen on the 31st 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I mean... I grew up without a mom. I'm pretty sure people blame me having ADHD, anxiety, and depression on that, but like, my whole family is screwed up. Pretty sure it's genetic.
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Wear your mask queen! 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Anyone got some panties I can borrow then?
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I got bored today, so here's literally a bug 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
And no, I don't know what any of the noises are.
Froggo Fun #221 - Always Watching 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Well shit, guess they had a show then.
Skirttles, suck the rainbow ???? 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Slurp
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How cats smoke a joint 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Sigh...
@catfluff
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PERIOD BLOOD MICROWAVE [Power the world with period blood] 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
... what is that dog even from??
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Pls no 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Ed...ward?
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Cuddle god 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I wish someone would cuddle me...
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Why to make sure no one in IT learns who is on the lay-off list in advance 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Hope they don't think they're gonna use that place as a reference in the future.
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Froggo Fun #216/Froppy Friday - Froppy Used Splash 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
It was super effective!