CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

— CaptainJackHarknes Report User
You keep using that word 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Yeah but if someone steals your $500 bike, and you know who did it, are you gonna be like 'well i ain't no snitch'
15
This girl is hardcore 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
2008 called, they want their gif back.
12
I can do both, retard 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Hey y'all I'm an ordained minister I could (not legally since there's actual paperwork involved) informally marry y'all
Wo'oh fo mai'in tea 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago 2
Ah yes, the artè of the deal 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Someone offers me more I wouldn't even question it. Have fun with your joke, I'll be locking in the price
14
Let's all just take a nap together 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I shall smile as I shiv you in the kidneys.
5
Having a decent hair day! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
If you mean the glasses, they're Shaq brand.
1
I think my parrot is broken. All he says is bark. . 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Almost thought that was pebbles again...
h*rny jail 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
ಠ_ಠ
3
h*rny jail 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
You would be too if a dragon kept stealing your sheep and charging you money to get them back.
4
h*rny jail 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Don't make me start doing things in character again.
2
Scary 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
It's Erma's cousin
5
Having a decent hair day! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Hello yes, I am the Mother Guy
1
Those veins 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Master fingerer.
1
Jigsaw visits /r9k/ 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
*laughs in having 5 normal pillows*
1
Nothing with the eyes! 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
It's a guest, of course they aren't.
Nothing with the eyes! 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
God damn kids these days...
3
Round Two, FIGHT! 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Smitty the cancer smiter
5
Why mess with such an alpha cat 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I'm tasty! ;)
Just wait faster 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
You forget River can fly it too. Better than the Doctor, actually.
I agree 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
What is the drive through process?
5
Why mess with such an alpha cat 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I love pizza!
2
Why mess with such an alpha cat 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
spspspspspspsp
2
He heard something 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
"Did u just fart?"
2