CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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You keep using that word 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
... it's a metaphor? Like it's one of those things, where even they have 'rules'. Because otherwise nothing would ever happen for them and everyone would be turning everyone in all the time. Not saying it's right, just explaining it.
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You keep using that word 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
It's more of a 'honor among thieves' thing than it is a moral code.
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You keep using that word 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Yeah but if someone steals your $500 bike, and you know who did it, are you gonna be like 'well i ain't no snitch'
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This girl is hardcore 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
2008 called, they want their gif back.
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I can do both, retard 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Hey y'all I'm an ordained minister I could (not legally since there's actual paperwork involved) informally marry y'all
Wo'oh fo mai'in tea 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago 2
Ah yes, the artè of the deal 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Someone offers me more I wouldn't even question it. Have fun with your joke, I'll be locking in the price
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Let's all just take a nap together 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I shall smile as I shiv you in the kidneys.
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Having a decent hair day! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
If you mean the glasses, they're Shaq brand.
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I think my parrot is broken. All he says is bark. . 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Almost thought that was pebbles again...
h*rny jail 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
ಠ_ಠ
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h*rny jail 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
You would be too if a dragon kept stealing your sheep and charging you money to get them back.
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h*rny jail 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Don't make me start doing things in character again.
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Scary 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
It's Erma's cousin
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Having a decent hair day! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Hello yes, I am the Mother Guy
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Those veins 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Master fingerer.
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Jigsaw visits /r9k/ 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
*laughs in having 5 normal pillows*
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Nothing with the eyes! 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
It's a guest, of course they aren't.
Nothing with the eyes! 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
God damn kids these days...
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Round Two, FIGHT! 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Smitty the cancer smiter
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Why mess with such an alpha cat 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I'm tasty! ;)
Just wait faster 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
You forget River can fly it too. Better than the Doctor, actually.
I agree 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
What is the drive through process?
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Why mess with such an alpha cat 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I love pizza!
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