captainjackharknes
Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
I'd say ok boomer bot but this is too weirdly anti political for it to be boomer
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Why does this even happen? 6 comments
Ho'l eshak pidjoni 6 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
No no this is a rare sub species of pigeon. It's an Ass Pigeon. You can't really tell from this angle, but these beautiful specimens have a magnificent, rotund ass.
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They recognize Doge, but it sounds insane 1 comments
I do miss these days sometimes 2 comments
Even the bat has got tricks 10 comments
Nudibranch @snowbeast 9 comments
You keep using that word 7 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
... it's a metaphor? Like it's one of those things, where even they have 'rules'. Because otherwise nothing would ever happen for them and everyone would be turning everyone in all the time. Not saying it's right, just explaining it.
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You keep using that word 7 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
It's more of a 'honor among thieves' thing than it is a moral code.
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You keep using that word 7 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
Yeah but if someone steals your $500 bike, and you know who did it, are you gonna be like 'well i ain't no snitch'
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This girl is hardcore 2 comments
I can do both, retard 3 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
Hey y'all I'm an ordained minister I could (not legally since there's actual paperwork involved) informally marry y'all
Ah yes, the artè of the deal 3 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
Someone offers me more I wouldn't even question it. Have fun with your joke, I'll be locking in the price
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Let's all just take a nap together 11 comments
Having a decent hair day! 5 comments
