The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. Her old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You sang it, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did.)
Never take life too seriously.

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

Plus there's a video.

Ow my feels

Oho... I FEEL you!

Ha! I smell you?

I come from the future. YouTube sorta fuckin rules us all now.

Wait, we don't?

Pussy pants

No no this is a rare sub species of pigeon. It's an Ass Pigeon. You can't really tell from this angle, but these beautiful specimens have a magnificent, rotund ass.

"You can eat it in reverse!"

Ha, I see you!

@catfluff
It just isn't right unless it's asked by a cat.

Can I haz cheeseburger?

... it's a metaphor? Like it's one of those things, where even they have 'rules'. Because otherwise nothing would ever happen for them and everyone would be turning everyone in all the time. Not saying it's right, just explaining it.

It's more of a 'honor among thieves' thing than it is a moral code.