captainjackharknes
Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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A newborn baby can hang on a chin-up bar and support its own weight, do try this at home 4 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
Human babies have the greatest size to strength ratio of any other infants in the animal world. If a baby were the size of an adult, it would wreck your shit.
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Pogo Project #13 - The Ancient Evil 13 comments
Are they angels or demons? 2 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
Oh yeah I have that same heaven or hell billboard in my town. I hate it.
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Froggo Fun #268 - Bedtime 2 comments
Opportunist subjective humorous Lemur 2 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
Aw that's actually cute, he wanted his sibling involved in something
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The worst possible fortune to get right now 3 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
I had panda express for the first time last month... Honestly not that great.
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You just got scammed 8 comments
Sorry I just saw this on Facebook, and had to scar everyone else... 9 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. Her old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You sang it, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did.)
Never take life too seriously.
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(You sang it, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did.)
Never take life too seriously.
Sorry I just saw this on Facebook, and had to scar everyone else... 9 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
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"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
Sorry I just saw this on Facebook, and had to scar everyone else... 9 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
And in case y'all wanna know what kind of post uses this picture...
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