captainjackharknes
Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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Smol 6 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
Same difference
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Baby 3 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
Sorry it's just... I read this book where they basically parodied pinocchio, and purposely made it bad. They made him a giant gay italian puppet/mafia boss named Peenocchio. Instead of Jimminy Cricket, he had a cockroach concierge. It was a litepg and the character was made by someone on the team of developers without permission, and it was a whole plot thing. Good book series. Very adult tho
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Regular socks, cum socks 4 comments
Froggo Fun #274 - Toad on the Road 7 comments
"Kitty, have you been hitting the catnip?" 4 comments
Froggo Fun #274 - Toad on the Road 7 comments
Mind your roses 3 comments
Poop = confetti 3 comments
Personally, apples. Pears are too sweet for my likings. 8 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
Comment here if you're a fatty who don't eat either
(I mean myself)
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(I mean myself)
It's Watermelon Tourmaline, Marie. Gotdam 6 comments
A newborn baby can hang on a chin-up bar and support its own weight, do try this at home 4 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
Human babies have the greatest size to strength ratio of any other infants in the animal world. If a baby were the size of an adult, it would wreck your shit.
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