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Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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I haven't figured out how to transmit titles though 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

2020 has been bad enough, can we just forget no nut November?

My favorite book now 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I would pay money to actually meet him and show him this picture.

Now is the time to start panicking 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I just assumed it was a bot post where the timing actually made it 100x funnier.

Now is the time to start panicking 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I do

Now is the time to start panicking 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Considering how long ago that was, this is actually hilarious

And on the seventh day, God said: "Let there be Folgers piss water!" 15 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Actually I'm charging everyone who reads my urethral water mentionings 50¢

Get it away 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Nevermind, I used google lense, and it's an incest porn

Get it away 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Source? I'm assuming this is porn.

Good one 8 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

There is no perfect knockout, ok?

Good one 8 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Sock full of nickels works fine.

Das hawt 2 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

@catfluff

And on the seventh day, God said: "Let there be Folgers piss water!" 15 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

So is not having a piss fetish

And on the seventh day, God said: "Let there be Folgers piss water!" 15 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

So is piss

And on the seventh day, God said: "Let there be Folgers piss water!" 15 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

You mean Asia?

yeah 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Mhm

Mm blue 8 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

But sharing is caring!

Any other Halfbloods here? 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Nah just working with angles. Still really fat

What'd they wipe with tho 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

That... Masks sense

Yay tea 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

No problem

Only look if you're willing to be cursed 9 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I was trying to save you all by not releasing the full power, what have you done?!?

Only look if you're willing to be cursed 9 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Same

A man's arm after being struck by lightning 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

These are also called Lichtenberg figures

Heh 13 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

*is tempted to make a carfluff joke account*

Froggo Fun #308/Froppy Friday/Spooktober 2020 - Pumpkin Patch 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

And a little kinky

Coincidentally it follows ROYGBIV 16 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

^^^^