I drank alone.

Actually you'd really love this channel

Not anymore

No thanks

Age isn't real, and my body is an illusion

I was trying to explain what I had thought the joke was about, and apparently I had misread it. My mind went to a joke involving vampires that I had heard before, and I was trying to reuse said joke, and somehow it turned into this whole long winded, drawn out, speech about people and sexual orientation.

I assumed they were referencing What We Do In The Shadows, which is a comedy documentary on vampires, in which they explain why they target virgins.

The point I'm making is that vampires prefer virgins for food, because they don't want to consume something someone else fucked. In the situation here, he realizes he may have done so. You too would probably feel disgusted if you ate, say a pumpkin pie, only to realize that someone had cut a hole in the pumpkin used, and had sex with it. It's not about gender, it's about your food having been fucked.

Think of it like this. You have two sandwiches on a table, and you're pretty hungry. Are you gonna eat the regular sandwich on the left, or are you gonna eat the sandwich on the right that someone has fucked?

So much cereal...

Friendship is magic

I would pay money to actually meet him and show him this picture.

I just assumed it was a bot post where the timing actually made it 100x funnier.

I do

Actually I'm charging everyone who reads my urethral water mentionings 50¢

Nevermind, I used google lense, and it's an incest porn

There is no perfect knockout, ok?