captainjackharknes
Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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November is THAT month 14 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Shot out like a canon
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November is THAT month 14 comments
Ay I'm 21 now 6 comments
Nut coupon lol 5 comments
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captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
I was trying to explain what I had thought the joke was about, and apparently I had misread it. My mind went to a joke involving vampires that I had heard before, and I was trying to reuse said joke, and somehow it turned into this whole long winded, drawn out, speech about people and sexual orientation.
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captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
I assumed they were referencing What We Do In The Shadows, which is a comedy documentary on vampires, in which they explain why they target virgins.
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captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
The point I'm making is that vampires prefer virgins for food, because they don't want to consume something someone else fucked. In the situation here, he realizes he may have done so. You too would probably feel disgusted if you ate, say a pumpkin pie, only to realize that someone had cut a hole in the pumpkin used, and had sex with it. It's not about gender, it's about your food having been fucked.
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captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Think of it like this. You have two sandwiches on a table, and you're pretty hungry. Are you gonna eat the regular sandwich on the left, or are you gonna eat the sandwich on the right that someone has fucked?
It's November, You Know What That Means 4 comments
"security purposes" 3 comments
My favorite book now 4 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
I would pay money to actually meet him and show him this picture.
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Now is the time to start panicking 4 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
I just assumed it was a bot post where the timing actually made it 100x funnier.
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Now is the time to start panicking 4 comments
And on the seventh day, God said: "Let there be Folgers piss water!" 15 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Actually I'm charging everyone who reads my urethral water mentionings 50ยข
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Get it away 3 comments