CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Funsubbers giving financial advice 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Okay so there's a banana in my ear, and a carrot up my ass, what now?
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Take a shower 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Ha ha yea- wait
Oh god there's shit everywhere
Take a shower 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Am currently shitting, yes.
Dirt won't stand a chance 21 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
It was the carrots actually
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Nostalgiavember Day 23 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Teenage mutant neetle teedles
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Dirt won't stand a chance 21 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Ow, my anus!
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Cer-Timmy: the collection 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
*also flops on the floor like an SNL sketch*
Cer-Timmy: the collection 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
INTO THE WATER, DAMMIT!
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Cer-Timmy: the collection 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
DROP THE BASS
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Cer-Timmy: the collection 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
YOU'RE RIGHT, EARBUDS WOULD BE BETTER
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Cer-Timmy: the collection 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
HE NEEDS HEADPHONES TOO
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a 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
What
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Sure! 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I wanna be a vampire tho...
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Hide your cows 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Did not what?
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You may be having a bad day, but at least you're not this bird 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Ay gurl, wanna go pooping with me?
My mom always puts her phone on charge 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Life is chaos, no one is truly in control of anything. Thrive in the madness.
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My mom always puts her phone on charge 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Oh that's cute, you think they need your permission to track you.
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Also drugs 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
This is me and I don't like it
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My mom always puts her phone on charge 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Wait what's wrong with having bluetooth, wifi, and location on??
weebs 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
That's worse than knowing
(╯°°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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weebs 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
ಥ‿ಥ
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weebs 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
ಥ╭╮ಥ
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weebs 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Explain it
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Uhhh 27 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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