CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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What 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Oh god you stole my lungs.
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Lord/Lady, Bringer of Predictive Text Games 88 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Well I did choose headphones. Which deliver in the next 12 hours.
Lord/Lady, Bringer of Predictive Text Games 88 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I am [redacted]. Lord of the rings. Bringer of the person. Fear me for I have a choice.
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Piccollo getting a bj 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I got here the same time you @ed me
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Sir thiccsalot 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Sir Thotalot
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Never dab, always piss 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Why not?
Nom nom is that a baby carrot? 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
oh no
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Shocking behavior 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Damn facebook memes
Funsubbers giving financial advice 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Wait you're supposed to keep one?
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Funsubbers giving financial advice 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Yeah, he got one of my kidneys.
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Funsubbers giving financial advice 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
With my body, of course.
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Funsubbers giving financial advice 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Can I pay you in sexual favors?
*Builds u a deck, but sexually*
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Funsubbers giving financial advice 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I still haven't even got paid to even get the headphones
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Funsubbers giving financial advice 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
The apple is... Somewhere.
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Funsubbers giving financial advice 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Okay so there's a banana in my ear, and a carrot up my ass, what now?
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Take a shower 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Ha ha yea- wait
Oh god there's shit everywhere
Take a shower 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Am currently shitting, yes.
Dirt won't stand a chance 21 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
It was the carrots actually
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Nostalgiavember Day 23 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Teenage mutant neetle teedles
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Dirt won't stand a chance 21 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Ow, my anus!
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Cer-Timmy: the collection 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
*also flops on the floor like an SNL sketch*
Cer-Timmy: the collection 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
INTO THE WATER, DAMMIT!
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Cer-Timmy: the collection 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
DROP THE BASS
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Cer-Timmy: the collection 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
YOU'RE RIGHT, EARBUDS WOULD BE BETTER
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Cer-Timmy: the collection 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
HE NEEDS HEADPHONES TOO
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