CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Interesting reaction, but what does it mean? 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I still have this reputation
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Black magic congo 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Always keep your real penis in your sock.
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The monolith of mystery 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Rood
Found this in my new pizza stone 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
What's a pizza stone?
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Her name is Cashew 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Cashews, cashews, come from a fruit!
Did you know that?
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Was feeling down.. so I had to remind myself who I am! 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
*que 'Wait... Who ARE you?' meme*
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CRIMMUS!! 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Happy Chrysler!
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Pepper! 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Omw to steal Pepper
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Made from Old Farm Equipment 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
You're right, you should have never left to begin with.
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Fish island 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Because my ex once visited, and they couldn't get rid of the smell no matter how hard they tried.
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Made from Old Farm Equipment 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Why is this horse looking at me all seductive like?
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Let me just have this one chance to be special, oK? 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
You mean a cat-o'-nine-tails?
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Fish island 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Seems fishy to me
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Squirrel advice 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
But it's Saturday
Hey peter 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Ouch
You'll never know me like I know me, and for that you should all be grateful 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
My genuine self is a sad piece of shit then
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Do not question my state 27 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Wait nvm, I remembered that one search I did like last year.
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Do not question my state 27 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Goth???
My moms thanksgiving pie 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
When you used all the whipped cream for... Other things...
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Smoothed glass on a Japanese beach 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Cromch
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Well I'm up at 5am, so here's a coffee video 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Coffee - Jack Stauber's Micropop
Lord/Lady, Bringer of Predictive Text Games 88 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
When I get them I'll be sure to put all y'all's no's and bad's through a text to speech generator and listen to them all.
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