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Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Carry on, then 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

The what

Double purpose! 13 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

Oh no, it was occupied

Double purpose! 13 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

Instructions unclear, genitals stuck in birdhouse

Feign ignorance 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

Huh?

Feign ignorance 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

What are we talking about?

The CyberPunk Prophecy 2 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

Having never stopped to look at the children, I am just now realizing this.

I murder for you, weak one 2 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

Is that Steve Buscemi?

Bring back the things that make you happy 8 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

If I had any habits then, I don't remember them.

Instead of fireworks we had a DIY photoshoot and I think we did pretty darn well 25 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

EXACTLY

Instead of fireworks we had a DIY photoshoot and I think we did pretty darn well 25 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

lONGER EXPOSURE

Instead of fireworks we had a DIY photoshoot and I think we did pretty darn well 25 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

Bruh try doing a bunch of neon lights and turn the exposure up

"I quit." - "Sure you do" 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

But anxiety

You are at the wrong party, bud 13 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

Haha ain't no one get to celebrate 2020
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Y'all gotta witness this

· Edited 3 years ago

"I quit." - "Sure you do" 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

Man, I wouldn't quit my job. I mean, that lotto money wouldn't last me forever, and I gotta keep my resume looking good. Actually, given my situation, I would quit and move to South Dakota, and get a better job working with my friend.

Those eyes!! A baby fruit bat (flying fox). 2 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

Tiny winged puppy

Drugs described through the many faces of jim carrey 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

Knew someone with a Boxer named Molly. That picture is an accurate description.

Dinosaurus around the world 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

T-Rex in North America? Makes sense.

The fastest man alive 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

I'm pretty sure there was a comic where the Flash got stuck like that.