CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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What did you do Lord?! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
He mönch the füt
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It be like that 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Oh no... She wants my noodle!
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#NoTrust I feel like this sign was made by a crafty duck #gotanygrapes 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Some are, yes.
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#NoTrust I feel like this sign was made by a crafty duck #gotanygrapes 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
No. No bread is okay. The best foods are:
Cracked corn
Wheat, barley, or similar grains
Oats (uncooked; rolled or quick)
Rice (plain white or brown, cooked or uncooked, whole or instant)
Milo seed
Birdseed (any type or mix)
Grapes (cut in half or quartered if very large)
Nut hearts or pieces (any type but without salt, coatings, or flavoring)
Frozen peas or corn (defrosted, no need to cook)
Earthworms (fishing bait or dug from the garden)
Mealworms (fresh or dried)
Chopped lettuce or other greens or salad mixes
Vegetable trimmings or peels (chopped into small pieces)
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Only Attack mode 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Told you.
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#NoTrust I feel like this sign was made by a crafty duck #gotanygrapes 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Actually no it isn't. It has no nutritional value, and only acts as filler. They won't seek the nutrition they need because they feel full, and essentially starve with a full stomach.
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Only Attack mode 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
You mean John Barrowman? Pretty sure you could find a picture of that actually.
Only Attack mode 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Also this was from when I somehow made it to 2 year old posts without actually noticing
Only Attack mode 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
...do you want me to be?
Don't fight it 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I have now just realized that somehow I ended up at a string of posts from 2 years ago...
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Don't fight it 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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He speaks 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I mean, knowing the show, you will definitely die. After like, 2-3 episodes. For plot reasons.
Worth It 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I feel like I'm being targeted here...
Only Attack mode 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
That depends. Are you a bored teenage girl?
lOOK AT MY DOG 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
N̶̘͌̀͋Ǫ̴̗̗͍̯̭͖͇̟͙̥̀̅̚!̷̧̱̖̠̠͔̇͗̆͘͠͝!̶͔̏́͌̍̅̾̓͑̀̾̀̔͠!̴̢͈̝͓̱͕͎̘̭̫̠̠̈̿̋͗͂̐̐̈́̉̅̈͘͜͜͝!̶͇͇͇̝̀́̈̐̈́̒̀̀̐
lOOK AT MY DOG 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
nO
lOOK AT MY DOG 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
It's hers. I promptly removed her from the seat and sat down though.
lOOK AT MY DOG 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
No, just C̸̺͈̖̺̞̰̄̃͘͝ẻ̶̺̥̠̓͌̔̾͛ǎ̸̧̛̫̙̰͉̺̒̒́͘͜s̶̬͇͑̽̾̊̔͋͌̍͊̐̚͝ě̷̛̮͓͈̻͈̮̲̑͂̄̿̂̒̊̍͘
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lOOK AT MY DOG 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Cease
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He's turning 14 in a few months 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
pET THE BABBY
Carry on, then 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
The what
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Double purpose! 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Oh no, it was occupied
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Double purpose! 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Instructions unclear, genitals stuck in birdhouse
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Feign ignorance 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Huh?
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