CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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It's not wrong 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Wait there are places where cashiers get to sit and don't have to bag the groceries?!?
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It's not wrong 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I do this but with the electric scooters at walmart, because I help an older woman. I am very insistent on it, because that's good karma. Plus, we've been in situations where we couldn't get one while her legs were giving out, because no one would bring them back in. I think last time I did it, I brought it back in while they were completely out and an older man needed it. PSA: always bring back in those scooters if you are physically able!
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Nice 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I know, I was playing along with franklin's part
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Nice 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
What?!?
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Red mushroom near road 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Free death! Hell yeah! *Nom*
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Thicc apocalypse 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Fat borb, fat lizard
I hope for the day that the world burns after seeing this 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Nah I hate me. No way would I be friends with myself
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I hope for the day that the world burns after seeing this 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
They won't let me back in
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I hope for the day that the world burns after seeing this 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Source? For a friend...
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Yeah, stop it 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
no
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What did you do Lord?! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Mulk?
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What did you do Lord?! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
He need sum milk!
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What did you do Lord?! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
He mönch the füt
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It be like that 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Oh no... She wants my noodle!
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#NoTrust I feel like this sign was made by a crafty duck #gotanygrapes 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Some are, yes.
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#NoTrust I feel like this sign was made by a crafty duck #gotanygrapes 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
No. No bread is okay. The best foods are:
Cracked corn
Wheat, barley, or similar grains
Oats (uncooked; rolled or quick)
Rice (plain white or brown, cooked or uncooked, whole or instant)
Milo seed
Birdseed (any type or mix)
Grapes (cut in half or quartered if very large)
Nut hearts or pieces (any type but without salt, coatings, or flavoring)
Frozen peas or corn (defrosted, no need to cook)
Earthworms (fishing bait or dug from the garden)
Mealworms (fresh or dried)
Chopped lettuce or other greens or salad mixes
Vegetable trimmings or peels (chopped into small pieces)
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Only Attack mode 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Told you.
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#NoTrust I feel like this sign was made by a crafty duck #gotanygrapes 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Actually no it isn't. It has no nutritional value, and only acts as filler. They won't seek the nutrition they need because they feel full, and essentially starve with a full stomach.
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Only Attack mode 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
You mean John Barrowman? Pretty sure you could find a picture of that actually.
Only Attack mode 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Also this was from when I somehow made it to 2 year old posts without actually noticing
Only Attack mode 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
...do you want me to be?
Don't fight it 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I have now just realized that somehow I ended up at a string of posts from 2 years ago...
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Don't fight it 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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