captainjackharknes
Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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Amazing 4 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
YAY FELLOW HOMESTUCK GARBAGE
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Gullible descriptive Alpaca 11 comments
This is my kingdom come 3 comments
Thy holy belly 5 comments
Literally me 3 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
If being funny was a joke, whoever actually made this would be fired.
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Predictive Horoscopes for the Truly Bored 48 comments
Mitigated precious Lyrebird 4 comments
Pucker up, b*tches 2 comments
That’s a pro move 7 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
I mean thats what happens if you give a cheaper, easier alternative.
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Sneaky blue-eyed Okapi 2 comments
60 years from now 4 comments
He bite 6 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Stop! You have violated the Law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentance.
Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
It's free, cant complain 5 comments
Also Yoda is litterally the adult version of baby Yoda 2 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
I actually own a book of the sith... A lot of it lowkey makes sense.
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It's not wrong 16 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Wait there are places where cashiers get to sit and don't have to bag the groceries?!?
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It's not wrong 16 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
I do this but with the electric scooters at walmart, because I help an older woman. I am very insistent on it, because that's good karma. Plus, we've been in situations where we couldn't get one while her legs were giving out, because no one would bring them back in. I think last time I did it, I brought it back in while they were completely out and an older man needed it. PSA: always bring back in those scooters if you are physically able!
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