CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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No plans but somehow gonna spend a lot anyway 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
•́ ‿ ,•̀
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Gullible descriptive Alpaca 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Christ, you poor sweet summer child
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New Theory of Relativity 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
But seriously, that is pretty clever.
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Amazing 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
YAY FELLOW HOMESTUCK GARBAGE
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Gullible descriptive Alpaca 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Depends on if weed is legal where you are.
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Gullible descriptive Alpaca 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Now I kinda wanna...
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When nuclear apocalypse comes this guy is the reason for armored radrowches 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Is it bad that I thought of India Pale Ale when I read IPA?
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Extra-small luxuriant cute Albatross 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
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This is my kingdom come 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
But... The words are off center, and the g is cut off...
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Thy holy belly 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Dayum that pussy is hott
It is currently 6:50PM (18:50) 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
10:57 as of seeing this
Thy holy belly 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
*cat does what cats do when you touch belly*
YOU ARE NOT WORTHY
Literally me 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
If being funny was a joke, whoever actually made this would be fired.
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Predictive Horoscopes for the Truly Bored 48 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
╮(. ᴗ .)╭
Predictive Horoscopes for the Truly Bored 48 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I desire to be with you and your family.
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Tactical TicTac for all 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
To make a scene
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Mitigated precious Lyrebird 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
@hyperion are you ok? Is she hurting you?
· Edited 4 years ago
Pucker up, b*tches 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
No, you misunderstand. You give them free kisses.
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That’s a pro move 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I mean thats what happens if you give a cheaper, easier alternative.
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Sneaky blue-eyed Okapi 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Oh yes, a tweet from 2009, how nice.
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60 years from now 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Nah the diaper was fused to his face
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He bite 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Then pay with your blood!
He bite 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Stop! You have violated the Law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentance.
Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
It's free, cant complain 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Bitch that's not even a brownie
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Also Yoda is litterally the adult version of baby Yoda 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I actually own a book of the sith... A lot of it lowkey makes sense.
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