captainjackharknes
Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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Hunting season is coming up 5 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
https://youtu.be/5jKZ9KGtee0
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Edited 3 years ago
Gabby warlike great Woodcock 1 comments
Every woman’s Valentine’s Day dream 3 comments
Life Is Like A Predictive Text Game 49 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Life is like a box of chocolates
You never know what you're gonna do with me and I will be there at least a little bit
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You never know what you're gonna do with me and I will be there at least a little bit
And why do they pack your stuff for you? 4 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Really? Where is my chair at? And where is everyone else's chair in the stores I've been in?
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Game of Thrones: You win or you Play Predictive Text Games 53 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
When you play the Game of Thrones you win or you can call me at the number you gave me. There is no middle ground.
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Game of Thrones: You win or you Play Predictive Text Games 53 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
And I don't have money for insurance!
A car either... But the money is more important
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A car either... But the money is more important
It's so cold my beard is stuck to my email address 50 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
I sure hope not. She was a piece of shit. Like, I may have hated her, but she didn't deserve to die though.
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It's so cold my beard is stuck to my email address 50 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
It's so cold, my mom is stuck to my house.
Kinda morbid, considering she died in October, but ok.
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Kinda morbid, considering she died in October, but ok.
These look like glade plug ins 3 comments
This is how a Nintendo 64 an*log stick works 6 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Well fuck, all I have is bacon and eldritch dogs that I traded for cartoon-like invincibility.
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Edited 3 years ago
This is how a Nintendo 64 an*log stick works 6 comments
It ain't much but... It's also 114 out 2 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Took me like 20 minutes to realize these images are in the wrong order.
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I’d still eat it 6 comments