CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Froggo Fun #434 - Aw Heck... 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
...I don't understand?
April Fools Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored 86 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I actually don't like april fool's day. 2 years ago, my coworker died of a stroke in her sleep on April 1rst. I try not to make any jokes, or really do anything like that out of respect. Weirdly enough, she's probably laughing her ass off in the afterlife.
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It is the first civilization, and we are ignoring it? 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
They 'taught' us about mesopotamia in middle school. And by that, it was just... How the civilization was near a river, and they started agriculture.
It is not well 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Is this not a normal cat thing?
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Dandelions 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
but aLCOHOLISM
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Dandelions 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Did... Did you monch the plant?
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Weee 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
:'(
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Weee 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Pls no, don't make me feel bad for this non-existent cartoon dog...
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It's okay to not feel okay sometimes - TheLatestKate 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I don't recall signing any of these paychecks...
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They do be starin' doe 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Nah fam that's just me. I had taco bell.
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Getting shells today 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Hey! Stop pulling my pants down!
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It's okay to not feel okay sometimes - TheLatestKate 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
New? Wasn't aware I had any to begin with.
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It's okay to not feel okay sometimes - TheLatestKate 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I mean, I didn't crop out the artist's watermark or anything
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It's okay to not feel okay sometimes - TheLatestKate 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
*steals this and posts it on facebook*
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Presses cancel 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
It will be done whether you are ready or not.
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captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Prepare your anus
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captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
*he
Getting shells today 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Understandable, have a nice day.
Presses cancel 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I mean, actually I'd really like to undo the very bad, very pressured sex thing that happened, and be a virgin again so, cool!
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captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I mean, I'm not a virgin...
Yeah, they are shoes 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Big feet.
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Probably 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
What?
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Yeah, they are shoes 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
You know what they say about a guy with big shoes...
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Don't be late 20 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Yeah, touch other people instead
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