CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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This is deep 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I own 3 pink shirts, and I'm wearing one now.
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A lot can happen in a year, and most of it did 85 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Nice... Erm, hair?
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Ain't no rest for the triggered 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
#triggered
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Ahem mr beast, ahem dream 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Yeah but the organization is satisfying
Why do we still let stupid people speak 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
You're a color
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Why do we still let stupid people speak 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Oranges?
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frog butt. that is all. 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Sadly they're all albino tadpoles
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frog butt. that is all. 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Releasing the rest of the frogs
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frog butt. that is all. 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Guess this will have to do...
*Unzips pants*
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I work in a call center. Sometimes I to draw what my particularly rude callers look like; 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
My coworker in the deli actually does this with customers. Might take pictures if she's okay with it.
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I just stole this from 9gág, but somehow still relevant here 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Try being here since 2014.
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Boat go brrr 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
...
*Pretends not to own two camp half-blood shirts*
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Internet... wat r u doin... stahp 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Weee
Internet... wat r u doin... stahp 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Hey how's it goin?
Bring back 2012 memes 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Don't mind if I do...
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Froggo Fun #434 - Aw Heck... 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I usually wait for roughly 5 minutes before I get bored and cancel. No one ever raids with me...
Froggo Fun #434 - Aw Heck... 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
...I don't understand?
April Fools Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored 86 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I actually don't like april fool's day. 2 years ago, my coworker died of a stroke in her sleep on April 1rst. I try not to make any jokes, or really do anything like that out of respect. Weirdly enough, she's probably laughing her ass off in the afterlife.
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It is the first civilization, and we are ignoring it? 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
They 'taught' us about mesopotamia in middle school. And by that, it was just... How the civilization was near a river, and they started agriculture.
It is not well 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Is this not a normal cat thing?
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Dandelions 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
but aLCOHOLISM
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Dandelions 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Did... Did you monch the plant?
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Weee 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
:'(
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Weee 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Pls no, don't make me feel bad for this non-existent cartoon dog...
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It's okay to not feel okay sometimes - TheLatestKate 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I don't recall signing any of these paychecks...
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