CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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POV: you close your eyes for a second in bed, and when you open them again... 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Uh not really? More of a fan guy myself
POV: you close your eyes for a second in bed, and when you open them again... 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Some dork is there.
Seriously, I can't sleep, it's 2 am and I'm tired as hell
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This is deep 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Good luck lifting my fat ass more than a few inches
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How can they understand him? 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Damn
Now that’s a lotta damage 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Youtube music
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I must do it 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
N
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I must do it 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
W
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I must do it 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
S
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I must do it 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
N
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This is deep 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Weee!
This is deep 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I mean if you think we can finish at the same time, that'd be a first.
This is deep 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
My hand isn't for sale
This is deep 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
*high fives your fist*
How can they understand him? 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Great, when do I get to die?
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape... 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Dumbledore!
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Anybody down? 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
This has been my attitude since 2015, but no one would let me do it.
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Klopf Klopf 28 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
*evil laughter, followed by choking*
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Klopf Klopf 28 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
:'D
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Klopf Klopf 28 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Who's there?
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Klopf Klopf 28 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I have a really good one but someone else has to start it.
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Rare car 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
In case anyone ever finds this again and still wonders...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maserati_MC12
· Edited 3 years ago
Bill Nye is pretty cool ngl 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Not because of anything against gender, but it was the only rhyme I could come up with that functionally worked.
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Bill Nye is pretty cool ngl 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Really? I always sang 'Bill Nye, your mom's a guy!'
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So far so good 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I mean, basically
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