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Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Resistance is futile 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

The only right thing to say is 'I have diarrhea'

We should really help these dudes out 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

The hills are alive
With the sound of banjos

That was my first thought after that scene so I made this 2 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

*begins taking notes*
Wait I'm a guy, this will be of no use to me ever

These are still cool, rigit? 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

That's what they mean by 'took an arrow to the knee'

These are still cool, rigit? 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

You ain't married???

These are still cool, rigit? 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

You monster

Most important news! 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

Dats a baby

I’m rich- 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

I mean, I got $10 in the bank till Wednesday. I'd love $70 rn.

And now 2 more 1 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

I'm kinda high so it was probably more than that.

Ah yes, the furry snail 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

Weird, you say?

Time to jump on the bandwagon 2 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

That's Khajiit, you shaveskin!

Ah yes, the furry snail 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

@catfluff one of your cousins?

That’s lovely 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

Give me a warhammer and some mead and I'll help!

Still working on our viking/shaman costumes, but we're nearly done! 37 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

Yeah no, I don't need to ruin mead for myself.

Froggo Fun #442/Froppy Friday - Mix-up at the Drycleaner's? Maybe? 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

Never underestimate the value of mass confusion as a tactic.

Australia... Not even once 1 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

Slight?

yes 10 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

No.

Digimon is superior 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

oh no

Digimon is superior 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

But... Are you a pokemon, or a digimon?

Still working on our viking/shaman costumes, but we're nearly done! 37 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

Great now I'm thirsty for some mead, and it's your fault. It's so expensive to get here.

Very obvious 11 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

Well so long as it's not the 4th

Very obvious 11 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

Which one?

Very obvious 11 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

It was my honor

Very obvious 11 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

ExxxtraSmall - Teeny Teen Fucked With Strap-On By Tall Busty Lauren Phillips

The best recommendation 2 comments

captainjackharknes · 3 years ago

You know, when someone originally told me about it, I thought the reason was because it was pretty much child porn. Googled the plot last week because I saw a meme about it. Did not know that it was gay trap child porn.