CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes

Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Babby 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Excuse me, she is a lady, and you will respect her.
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F*cking degens 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Poopyhead
F*cking degens 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I will, however, give an author.
A. J. Markham
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F*cking degens 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Actually read a litrpg series about a guy getting in a relationship with a succubus, and this is pretty accurate.
(Yes it was an erotic novel. No I will not be sharing the title)
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The best tags for the best fap 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Y'all got any more of them pixels?
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Bro I swear it's just a horse 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Damm bots stole my post...
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Anyone else notice this 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
There were several back in my highschool, but none of them were turned on.
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I have no memory of this post. But then, I've been there before 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Ha nice
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Every calorie counts 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Right? Melt it down into grease, and bake with it
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Just trying to help bro 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Poseidon's kiss
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Dumbledore be like 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
WE MAY BE DIFFERENT BUT THAT'S OK, I'LL STILL BE YOUR FRIEND.
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I have crippling compression 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
why
Dumbledore be like 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
HUFFLEPUFF AND PROUD
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Quick animal fact #8 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Most?
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Zero Context #45 - No, It's not a Fraternity (or Sorority) 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Neat
Spices go brr 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
And then they use absolutely none of them.
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The effect is clearly visible 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
What about Invader Zim pictures?
We should really help these dudes out 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
And lakes.
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Resistance is futile 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Really? It's completely voluntary for me.
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Actually sends dissidents to prison camps like a boss 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Get 'em!
Resistance is futile 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
The only right thing to say is 'I have diarrhea'
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We should really help these dudes out 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
The hills are alive
With the sound of banjos
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That was my first thought after that scene so I made this 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
*begins taking notes*
Wait I'm a guy, this will be of no use to me ever
These are still cool, rigit? 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
That's what they mean by 'took an arrow to the knee'
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These are still cool, rigit? 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
You ain't married???
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