CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Chow mein and lamb - Beer is not mine 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Well now I don't want it
Chow mein and lamb - Beer is not mine 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Can I have the beer then?
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Arguing with Fools, Wrestling with Pigs 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Until they eat you
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Bacon fact 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I cook my crystal meth with bacon grease
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Was Frank Capra in Danger too? 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I actually got to do a presentation on el chupacabra back in 4th grade :D
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A demon upon infesting a veteran's body 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I would like some indica. It's actually quite nice.
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>Big hairy nut 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
That's how steam games work tho... once the game is done, and finalized, and put on the platform, and downloaded, any removal of files from that directory will cause the game to no longer work.
RTX 3080 better 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
*screams in jealous*
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Hidden bc bad words. 32 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
The young adult, raised by a bad organization, who turns out to be good.
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Let her live her dreams 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Cum for the cum god
Words 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Yeah but it would be useful
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Words 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
How about we all just wear jackets with patches that say what our motives are. Cut all the bullshit
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How dare you, peasant 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
*drops the rock*
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Ok this is really long but it’s pretty funny too 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Ay sometimes you just too horny for comedy I guess
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Anything is a bench if you try hard enough 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Those look like bread rolls tooo
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Love is Love 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Brb gonna drink some love
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Stoners at 3 am 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Me rn since I just got back on my antidepressants
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Fun fact 101 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I wish i were
Fun fact 101 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago 1 · Edited 3 years ago
This will come in helpful to all 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I'm not. She was a horrible person.
This will come in helpful to all 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
My mom's already dead sooo
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Naw don't cry, lil one. We gonna create your ultimate safe space 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
*pretends not to be one of the people who forgets to use the up and down votes*
Fun fact 101 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Yeah, instead, just rickroll people
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Here ya go guys 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I prefer... Cream pies.
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Here ya go guys 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Gasp, a funny!
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