CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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A cruel fate indeed 20 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Uhhh
omelette du fromage?
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Gratitude Journal Week 12 - Yuri 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Oh no the frogs are gay
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Maybe He Should Take Lessons from Ricardo 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Nudeality?
Trad bunnies 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
He's just mad that no one's having sex with him.
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Past your eyes'ed milk 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Why were you at Denny's in the first place
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My time to shine, really 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Man, I'm not people...
Past your eyes'ed milk 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Looks like you're squeezing a thick rod a few times
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Past your eyes'ed milk 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Made me learn how to sign milk because some of my regulars have deaf kids, and I'm gonna make this joke in front of them
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I made my choice 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Decided?
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Oh goodwill... Just no 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
How much are they tho
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Dinodick 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
*obligatory The Dinosaur Thing comment*
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Clever way to get more tips 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I mean same
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Ohhhhh noooooooooos 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Become a goth femboy, blow up parliament, steal a ton of money from the rich politics, and soon you will see your gf in prison.
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I'm a dinosaur, that's why I didn't know 69 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I'm a Scorpio and that's why I feel like I have to go to the store and get a new one to talk to you about it and I will be there in a few minutes after work.
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Have you seen my t*ts? 26 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
They look very perky
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I’m sorry what 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Time to give froppy the floppy
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Zero Context #66 - *Smack* 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Kinky shit
Ok I choose dare 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Ur mum
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Right in the feels my weebs 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I'm pretty sure mine was Soul Eater
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I hope you find this data useful 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Easy. Without the mucus, it's just meat.
Now I feel bad 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Terry is preparing to commit a hate crime
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Arguing with Fools, Wrestling with Pigs 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
*slides a piece of paper out from under a hidden place, and laughs at joke on said paper*
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I hope you find this data useful 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I mean, for a very brief moment, it would be in their stomachs though
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I hope you find this data useful 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
What about people getting struck by lightning?
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Chow mein and lamb - Beer is not mine 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Intravenous
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