CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Froggo Fun #483/Froppy Friday - Now Here's a Rarepair 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
It's my headcannon that mina is bi or pan, and froppy is asexual. Idk why, that's just the vibes they give off.
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Drake, Where's the door 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Except it is hollow, and there are rooms inside it.
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Do you accept? 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Hell yeah
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They had us in the first half I aint gonna lie 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
All out of truck pieces, sorry. I do still have the tacos.
They had us in the first half I aint gonna lie 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
I ate like, 3 whole taco trucks
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They had us in the first half I aint gonna lie 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Dude just give me some deodorant, I'm not dead.
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yes 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Everyone belongs in the kitchen, learn to make your own damn food, it's a life skill.
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A cruel fate indeed 20 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
:D
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Phew good thing we're warned! 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Stay away fro z-lib.org as well. Wouldn't want access to even more books...
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A cruel fate indeed 20 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Uhhh
omelette du fromage?
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Gratitude Journal Week 12 - Yuri 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Oh no the frogs are gay
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Maybe He Should Take Lessons from Ricardo 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Nudeality?
Trad bunnies 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
He's just mad that no one's having sex with him.
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Past your eyes'ed milk 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Why were you at Denny's in the first place
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My time to shine, really 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Man, I'm not people...
Past your eyes'ed milk 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Looks like you're squeezing a thick rod a few times
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Past your eyes'ed milk 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Made me learn how to sign milk because some of my regulars have deaf kids, and I'm gonna make this joke in front of them
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I made my choice 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Decided?
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Oh goodwill... Just no 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
How much are they tho
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Dinodick 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
*obligatory The Dinosaur Thing comment*
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Clever way to get more tips 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
I mean same
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Ohhhhh noooooooooos 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Become a goth femboy, blow up parliament, steal a ton of money from the rich politics, and soon you will see your gf in prison.
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I'm a dinosaur, that's why I didn't know 69 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
I'm a Scorpio and that's why I feel like I have to go to the store and get a new one to talk to you about it and I will be there in a few minutes after work.
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Have you seen my t*ts? 26 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
They look very perky
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I’m sorry what 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Time to give froppy the floppy
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